In Madras, there are only two requirements for you to become a pizza delivery man. You need to have X-Ray vision or you need to have ESP. That's all. This guy has S Level X-Ray vision (S Level being "Near Superman Level"), as is evident from the size of the package on the handlebars. He also has additional skills like steering with the pizza boxes. However, if you know how to ride a motorbike, the company will send you to a training center to unlearn all your riding knowledge, as road sense is a serious handicap in Madras. The legal road usage system is Brownian Movement, and if you stick to a lane and travel in a straight line, you will definitely be involved in an accident.
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I strongly object to something in your post. A mistake that has come up twice. Something that will make maruthuvar aiyya and cohorts angry. You referred to Chennai as Madras!!!!!
Madras may be Chennai, but the essence of my dear smelly hometown (essence = "ras" in devanagri - or sanskrit - vadamozhi) will always be "mad".
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