Monday, June 04, 2007

Who am I

Here's a question:

I was...

30 years old at the time of the 9-11 attack on America

28 years old on the first day of Y2K

26 years old when Princess Diana was killed in a car crash

24 years old at the time of Oklahoma City bombing

23 years old when O. J. Simpson was charged with murder

21 years old at the time of the 93 bombing of the World Trade Center

19 years old when Operation Desert Storm began

18 years old during the fall of the Berlin Wall

14 years old when the space shuttle Challenger exploded

12 years old when Apple introduced the Macintosh

12 years old during Sally Ride's travel in space

10 years old when Pres. Reagan was shot by John Hinckley, Jr.

8 years old at the time the Iran hostage crisis began

5 years old on the U.S.'s bicentennial Fourth of July

3 years old when President Nixon left office

a 1 year old when Alabama Gov. George C. Wallace was shot

I am…

54 years 5 months younger than Walter Cronkite.

49 years 9 months younger than Nancy Reagan.

46 years 10 months younger than George Herbert Bush.

39 years 6 months younger than Barbara Walters.

37 years 4 months younger than Larry King.

31 years 2 months younger than Ted Koppel.

27 years 9 months younger than Geraldo Rivera.

24 years 9 months younger than George W. Bush.

19 years 8 months younger than Jesse Ventura.

15 years 5 months younger than Bill Gates.

10 years 7 months younger than Cal Ripken Jr.

4 years 9 months younger than Mike Tyson.

8 months younger than Jennifer Lopez.

4 years 9 months older than Tiger Woods.

11 years 3 months older than Prince William.

Who am I?


Here's the answer:


I have no clue.


I just punched in my date of birth in this website - http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html and the screen was littered with relative data about incidents and people almost completely irrelevant to me. (Except, of course Jennifer Lopez. I am 8 months younger than her - so she can boss me around. Arrrrr.)


I read through the result word by relative word, and now I have forgotten who I am. Good thing that I have a 4 page manuscript written by a numerologist, a few minutes after I was born, prophesising great deeds that I would do in my life, the monumental heights to which I would rise, to be called the King of Man, and the stellar education I would receive. (It is said that I would become either an accountant or an engineer or a doctor or an IAS or MTech or a businessman) If for some sacrilegious reason I wanted to disprove destiny, I have only the career choices of sewer cleaner, Autorickshaw wallah, and RTO broker left out from the list.
So, I guess I will just stick to the prophecy and settle for King of Man.

2 comments:

Jawaman said...

prophecies are bull $hit.
jadagams are rubbish.
astrology should be banned. its practioners should be jailed.

anyways, what else did u expect from such a site? that they would do a deep analysis of your self? what were u thinking man? were u high on something?

or did u start ur soul searching after watching that atrocious video clip featuring the terrorising japanese girl.

Unknown said...

WHOAA!!! Hold your horses and contain their dung. The first part of my poor post refers to a website where a program calculates the time difference between your age and some specified events of worldly importance, upon input of your date of birth.

The second part of my poor post refers to some numerologist pillhead who wrote some elaborate 4 page horseshit about what I would become, a few days after I was born. However gifted I may be, I had no control over that transaction as I was busy making gurgling noises at that time.

I trust only that astrologer who prophesises mind-boggling carnal pleasure for years on end, and delivers by bringing home the ladies.