Now the cool part. After getting the dope he does some calculations, and then starts telling things about the people sitting before him, that makes them cringe. "You are Kunjoos saar! Spend some money saaar." or "Ungalukku jaasthi sweat aaguthu" meaning "You sweat a lot". The dimwits take some consonants from him, promising to add them to their names and apparently pay him or endorse him, or both, to fellow numb skulls.
The caption keeps saying "Those who can't able to come... through couriers". What!! You think that's a mistake? You bonehead. That's part of the numerology, man. The vibrations will make youiouoo a betthher persaoaoun. For instance, if your name is Srikant Bhat, I suggest you replace the "a" in your first name to "u" and introduce a space after "Sri", and you can watch your life change. Everytime you tell someone your name, you can see a smile light up in their faces. Guarantee.

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and you know what? i've also seen one of these fellows actually asking people to change their wedding date.
like, how can u change an event?
at this rate, one of these guys is going to suggest that the person who wants a change can get it by killing himself!
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