As the world knows, Madras is witnessing a war between mosquitoes and men. In times of war, these chinese are making money. An entire province of China has been evacuated to build factories that churn out rechargeable mosquito swatters for Madras. These swatters are hotter than stained underwear of actors. I bought 2 for home protection and they are doing incredible service. So far. The shopkeeper was very explicit in mentioning that he will entertain no returns, and when the product crosses the territorial boundaries of his shop, all malfunctions are my responsibility. But everything is working fine so far, and there is a rich aura of mosquito vapor in the air.
Where the Chinese failed is in the instruction manual that accompanied the product. Obviously this swatter is a kitchen utensil in a chinese home, mama turns the swatter on and the kids scream, "Yay, fried mosquito today. Yay" and then bow at each other before beating the shit out of everybody within reach with kung fu. I know that a Rolex watch in China sells as Lolex, which is vely vely good. But this instruction manual was too much.
Words fail me.
1 comment:
I think hands-down, this beats all the bad stuff we've seen so far
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