18 Pattees and some placenta

On this fateful day, I saw the ending of a tamil movie. The all star cast included Mr. Sarath kumar acting in 2 roles differentiated only by the elder Sarath Kumar having gigantic eyebrows. All through the movie, everybody worked with folded hands, bent heads and real massive doses of ass kissing of the senior Bush-browed Sarath Kumar. I joined in the turmeric and puberty mayhem only towards the end. The bad man is a fat guy with huge man-breasts, and is fighting Sarath kumar senior. Sarath kumar junior is on his way through the padhinettu patti fighting lungi assailants. Sarath kumar junior's wife is on the ground, in labour, right where Mr. Eyebrows is fighting Man Breasts, while Mrs. Eyebrows and other filthy fat women are cluttering around the woman in labor looking at each other and bashing in their foreheads.

Now, Fat-Man-Breasts Bad guy is killed by his own mother, using farm equipment, and at the same time, his wife (who's also a member of the Cervix-in-labor Watch Committee) inadvertantly wipes her forehead and thus REMOVES HER POTTU.

Then Mr. Eyebrows talks to the grieving mother of Mr. Man Breasts who says a record portion of "Inguttu, Anguttu and Yendra Mavan" and informs Mr. Eyebrows that he has passed a wrong judgement as a Naattaamai. Claps of thunder and Hurricane Edna fights Hurricane Linda, later, Mr. Eyebrows sinks to the ground in a heap. Dead. About the exact same time, Mrs. Sarath Kumar junior, who was in labour screaming so loud that every constipated old man in the Padhinettu Pattee rushed to the toilet, finally delivers a child. And guess what... as the baby comes out, a HUGE WAVE OF AMNIOTIC FLUID SPLASHES ON Mrs. EYEBROWS FACE, THEREBY ERASING HER POTTU.

If a rating system similar to the MPAA of USA is employed here, they are in for a big challenge. Would you give a rating R or X to Amniotic fluid splashing on the face thereby symbolically making a woman a widow by erasing the POTTU?

That is the question, Mr. Pap Smear.