Fag for Finger

Like our able-bodied Advocate-in-charge, (http://neelulogic.blogspot.com/2006/12/hero-ism.html), I used to have a thing for the "Hero" fountain pen. I even own the coveted light green fountain pen. But with this Hero that I bought recently, the respect for the brand fell drastically in my Respect Barometer, to the level of the Mosquito Swatter I had featured earlier (http://superthumby.blogspot.com/2007/01/flied-mosquito.html).


It's about time that the chinese accept the fact that they cannot learn english. At the same time they are giving the work of translation to people who know traditional and simplified chinese and english. They need to understand that there is no such thing as a son of Kung-fu and Tater Daze, (except probably Steven Seagal). All they need to do is to send their product catalogues to me over email, written in their fabulous english interpretation, and give me a couple of days each for me to convert it into sensible, civilized matter. For the severe mental trauma I will undergo, I will charge USD 200 for a catalogue of 10 pages. Considering that they sell a billion pieces of everything they make, it will be a drop in the ocean. Besides, since I mentioned 10 pages, they will invariably send the data formatted to 10 pages of size of 3 metres by 4 metres each page at a point size of 3, arial condensed. But, what the hell, I am used to such stuff.

So, what are you waiting for? Touch-request through the email opening of me to see working to be completed and satisfied with smilingly push US Dollars to my PayPal, making business global through successully avoiding ridicule by Jay Leno.