Today I had my ears cleaned at an expense of Rs 120. That would be Rs. 60 per ear. The technology was quite simple. I went to watch Guru at Inox, and the sound cleaned my ears completely. Even when I had my hands clamped on my ears through the length of the movie, I could feel the booming concussion waves hitting my body.
As a result of this movie, my ears are totally clean, and the city has become mysteriously quiet, and everybody is moving their mouths like guppies. The last time I went to something of this amplitude was when a few friends of mine and I decided to simulate the simple folk in a town called Arni and went to a local theater that showed Rajini movie. The collective screaming was so intensely high-decibel that bats fell off the roofs, charred to death. We were clad in dhotis and lungis and since we were dressed appropriately for the occasion, we participated in the screaming as well. I had to surgically re-attach my voice box after that.
The prolific blogger Jawaman, said that he had coughed a couple of times and so was going to play it safe, drink tea and recline in an armchair with a T S Elliot, as he felt a chill in the air. So the mysterious blogger Neeluking and I had to go to the movie alone. The deafening sound inside the theater, mutated a few chromosomes of Neeluking, and he decided that he was going to enter politics, in full swing. His plans were to join Janata Party and serve the country.
I seriously don't expect my hearing to come back this week. Atleast my ear is free of wax now.
1 comment:
i didnt recline in no armchair with no t.s.elliot or even tea for that matter.
have no recollection of what i actually did, but it sure involved heavy channel surfing and net surfing.
and fyi, i havent gone to office today due to my coughing seizures.
btw, i thought the ticket price was only Rs.105.00. And if you included the vetti eating inside, did it cost only Rs.15.00?
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