I have just about recovered from a typical south indian ailment called the "Pulu Joram". This is very similar to influenza virus, only, in the case of "Pulu Joram", treatments are restricted to the vilest compounds that can be cooked and boiled using herbs that goats feed on.
Here I was, sitting in the old tub, checking my email, when none other than the esteemed Advocate Neeluking popped up on the right hand bottom corner.. Here is an extract of the IM that happened. If he hadn't had to go to a class, and our conversation had ensued, I am sure this conversation would have made it's way into School Text books... (in Environmental Science, in the chapter "Abuse of the Communication Network"..)
Here's the extract:
Me:
hello sir !!!!
neelakantanp:
hello mama
enna panreal
Me:
kshemamolyo
neelakantanp:
bakthila moolugittelame
Me:
2 days almost sorga vaasal
neelakantanp:
venumana innum niraya bakti arul tharene
Me:
flu joram
but recovered now
neelakantanp:
yp.... your probliem
Me:
evvalavu bhaktimala irundhaalum OK ngaanu
neelakantanp:
so ur tellin first flu fever then... now... fever flew
Me:
thaangala da sami
neelakantanp:
parava illai... once in a while.... nanum nallaa kadipaen
neelakantanp:
aana ippo konja naala control panrean ..
Me:
joke also
Me:
like the "once in a while"
neelakantanp:
pal valiyoona
Me:
pala pala nu irundha pallu pola pola nu viludho?
pal valiyila pulse rate koodama paathukkongo
neelakantanp:
kallu pola pallu
Me:
pallu pona balam pogum baanga
neelakantanp:
cheri naa thappudaan
jawia niruttha sollu naanum niruthireen
Me:
vazhakaringarukku evvalavu sollu mukkiyamo adhae alavu pallum mukkiyam
neelakantanp:
sollu koodina valkai... pallu koodinaa kadava
enna iritate pannade baduva
pallu illai na... sollu ellm jollaayidum
Me:
andha sowcarpet la palla eee nu illichikinu okkaandhittu irukkaanae andha saett kamnaattee avana nerutha sollu naa nerutharaen
neelakantanp:
paduthunde kusu vidarane avana nirutha sollu naan niruthren
Me:
pala paeru koodi adicha thaangikkalaam aana oru pallu velicha thaangikka mudiyaadhu pa
neelakantanp:
pallukulla ivalluva thathvam solreala... neenga nallavara illa pallavara?
Me:
slap
slap
slap
naa pallu velakkittaen
neenga innum pallu velakaama sotha, naatha pallodayae irukkaelae
neelakantanp:
villarkarudakku pallu enna pudhiraa
palla pudhira
sorry mate.... i have to go to a class at 2pm
Me:
pullu thadikkina bayilwaan irukkaan aana pallu thadutha badhusha irukkaa?
OK man, "pala" joligalukku madhiyila oru pulsing vetti
take care bye
2 comments:
was it really necessary to put this in the public realm when there are actual people thinking highly of us?
What amazes me is that after reading my blog, and the fact that you are associated with me, you have the tenacity to think that there are people who think highly of us.
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